This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
I HATE THIS BITCH ASS BLOGS THAT PROMOTE THEMSELVES ON OTHER PEOPLE’S POST FUCK YOU BEST-OF-FUNNY YOU CAN LICK MY HAIRY ASS
Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.
That… did not end the way I expected it to.
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
Trying to copy a choreography:
What i think i’m doing:
and then we tangoed off into the sunset
does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people
I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.
*checks phone every 10 seconds to see if they messaged you back*
metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it
Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should.
You do you.
To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video
such a great answer (x)
what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.